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Take a gander at Golden Twist's most recent masterpieces. We trust you'll enjoy them as much as we do.

Happy Birthday to My Loose Acquaintance

Have you ever wished a “Happy...

Unexpected Thug Life at Its Absolute FINEST!

Post by Unexpected Thug Life. So unless you’ve...

Yeah, That’s NOT What She Said…

As someone who’s career “that’s what she said!”...

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Golden Twist was created to serve as a unique resource for funny stories and entertaining videos, but it was also formed for another reason: to host the occasional sweepstakes so that you can line your pockets in gold. We gave away five thousand dollars in our last sweepstakes!

But who’s actually behind this site, you’re probably asking.  Golden Twist was founded by Eddy Von Cheddy on a lazy Sunday in March of 2010.

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May 23, 2016 |

Happy Birthday to My Loose Acquaintance

Have you ever wished a “Happy Birthday” to someone you barely know on Facebook? Of course you have. We all have. And some of us even had fun doing it! More than likely though, you only wished someone a happy birthday because you felt a random moral obligation to congratulate them. And this small act of kindness helped you sleep at night. No, not as much as the Zzzquil and Quaaludes, but it helped a touch. We last featured Garfunkel and Oats on Golden Twist after they released their amusing “Sports, Go Sports” sketch. Not long after they published that video on their YouTube channel, they unveiled a bit titled “Happy Birthday to My...

May 14, 2016 |

Unexpected Thug Life at Its Absolute FINEST!

Post by Unexpected Thug Life. So unless you’ve been living under some kind of anti-Facebook dictatorship (or just under a rock with no Internet access whatsoever), you’ve no doubt already heard of or stumbled upon the glorious, high comedy that is the “Unexpected Thug Life” series. For the un-indoctrinated amongst you, it’s essentially a video series chronicling various people, animals or situations in which said people, animal or overall situation abruptly (and usually unexpectedly, even despite you technically know something crazy is coming) shifting into giving absolutely ZERO f’s. It’s funny, it’s often delightfully surprising – and in the case of this video – well, it can once in a while simply offer a...

May 11, 2015 |

Yeah, That’s NOT What She Said…

As someone who’s career “that’s what she said!” batting average is currently sitting under .200, I have a sort of love-hate relationship with the whole thing. On the one hand – thanks to my annoying, ADHD-addled mind juggling approximately 137 things at once usually — my “that’s what she said quips” almost always fall flat. Or come entirely too late. Or just don’t really make sense whatsoever. But on the other hand, when you get the timing right and you’re saying it in response to something that, “Hey, by golly, she WOULD say something like that, guffaw, guffaw,” it can be truly magical. (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!...

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