Goat Simulator: The Craziest Game Ever Made

Goat Simulator: The Craziest Game Ever Made

Goat Simulator seems to have been created as a model of the Internet: make everything as crazy as possible, have nothing make sense, and make it as fun as humanly possible. In this game, your protagonist goat has near omnipotent powers, destroys pretty much everything it touches, and is impervious to damage. Enjoy this video of TeamFourStar member Lanipator playing the game as his character Vegeta from DragonBall Z Abridged. When a comedic voice actor meets a comedic game, comedy is sure to happen by default....

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Foreign Languages Are Funny

Foreign Languages Are Funny

Let’s face it: when people don’t talk American, it frustrates us. It’s almost like they don’t want us to know what they are saying. But sometimes, the tongues of Europe can actually be quite entertaining, such as watching the German dubbed edition of Star Wars. Darth Vader sounds even more terrifying in this classic lightsaber duel scene, like some sort of fascist robot from Hell, while Obi-Wan Kenobi sounds even cooler than the sultry sounds of Sir Alec Guinness, which didn’t seem possible initially. But Darth Vader’s voice…yeesh. It’s enough to give you nightmares....

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A Marijuana Multiple Choice Test

Whether or not you’ve noticed, or cared, the freight train of marijuana legalization is gaining momentum. With Colorado already allowing John Q. Public to purchase the Wacky Backy and more states considering similar ballot measures for the upcoming election year, it is not a movement that can be ignored any more. Which is why organizations like Hemply are currently trying to raise awareness about the benefits of nationwide weed legalization through videos like this nugget, in order to make the public more involved in the democratic process and to help them make their dream a reality. Check out the video, and if you would like more information on how you can help out, check them out here....

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JagerBonds: Collate, Categorize, and Quantify Your Night Out on The Town

Have you ever thought to yourself: Wow, I take lots of pictures when I go to parties, but they end up all over the place because I’m too drunk to properly file them? Have we found the app for you! As detailed in this video by Joe’s Daily, JagerBonds, presented by Jägermeister, is a free app for your smartphone that allows you to set a specified time period in which your party will commence, and the app will automatically gather together all photos and video your phone takes during that time period into a succinct slide show, allowing you to relive your night out complete with a soundtrack of your choosing. It’s a really cool app that should allow the recording of your all night excursions to be accomplished just a tad easier than before. Check out more from Joe’s Daily here, on...

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Sports Go Sports!

Sports, Go Sports! Athletics are Number One! Garfunkel and Oats’ latest anthem just gets better as it goes along and should probably be played in stadiums across the country.  Loudly. At ear-piercing volume if possible. Here’s a lyrical highlight: “May the competitors you prefer best their opposing equivalents: So you can somehow feel connected to the feat of your self-appointed constituents” This song ought to be sandwiched between Queen’s “We Will Rock You” and Jimmy Buffet’s “Cheeseburger in Paradise” at sporting events across the land, but will it? Well, it’s going to be up you, Golden Twist reader to make that happen. Petition the people who run the music at your local stadium, right...

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The Japanese Reinvent the Pocket Lighter

The fact that the Japanese reinvented the pocket lighter isn’t really a shocker, but what is a shocker — or rather, what’s incredibly wacky, zany and an absolute pleasure to behold — is the accompanying advertisement for the newly invented Japanese pocket lighter. Think super-colorful, super crazy, oh-my-goodness-did-I-accidentally-drop-a-tab-of-acid-or-is-this-really-actually-happening kind of stuff. And it’s positively fantastic. Just don’t watch the above video if you’re one of those people who are at risk of having a seizure because of flashing, bright, colorful moving lights. Or if you’re in any way creeped out by semi-lifelike, anime-style caricatures of lifeless everyday objects. Otherwise, be prepared to take a trip down the rabbit...

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