Also sometimes I look at roses and think why so foldy? I don’t trust ’em. — @Tweetin4Palin

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I think it’s “starve a cold, feed a fever” but I have both so I’m eating this ice cream because, you know, health. —...

According to TV ads, you’re depression-free when you feel like bringing your husband a fruit platter. — @avi1111

Quit telling me how to live my life, one-way streets and stop signs. — @Just_Alison