“It’s no secret that morons and idiots are the majority of the world’s population. They’re not suddenly going to get smarter or start acting reasonably. It’s YOU who will have to change.” So says the intelligently accented, reassuringly goateed spokesman for a revolutionary new way to get happy and stay happy: a lowered IQ in pill form! Lower your IQ by 10, 30, or 50 IQ points in just one night! Make it so low that you’ll want to immediately run out and sing with goats. Now everything is hunky dory. Side effects may include racism and homophobia, but at least you won’t be alone. A sly and nasty condemnation of, well, most people. Ouch....

This famous audio recording of a man calling in late for work might be completely staged, or it might be genuine, but either way, there is no denying this redneck-accented poet’s ability to make you laugh. His word choices are just about as colorful as you can get as he describes for his boss, in real time, a minor car accident happening right in front of him — right down to the type of bible an old lady is hitting some guy with. Men’s rights advocates might be upset about the event described in this video, and understandably so, but if you can look past that and just enjoy the pure delight of this man’s laugh, his narration is just comedy gold, folks. As it should be. The name of this blog is GoldenTwist after...

Joey worked at the Renaissance Providence Hotel for 3-1/2 years. Joey didn’t like the way he was treated. Rumor has it the management at this location was stealing tips from some of staff, but don’t quote us on that, because rumors are bad. Joey decided the best way to quit would be to bring in a marching band. Turns out the band is very good indeed. The manager definitely comes off as kind of an insufferable ass in this video, but again don’t hold us to it; he may have just been having a bad day. Yeah, right. Enjoy some sweet revenge. No one gets hurt and everyone has a ball! A win all around. What’s your favorite job quitting method you have ever heard of? Have you ever quit with just a text message? That method would be up Dasdak’s...

Everything is funny in an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent. It’s not just the Austrian; it’s that perma-steroided Arnold Schwarzenegger accent that turns every lame joke into a genuinely funny joke. This video is just a POV short of Arnold driving around in Canada, apparently, commenting on everything he sees, singing along horribly to “Sweet Caroline” on the car stereo, likening a parking garage as an alien invasion movie set, and other random drivel. You can see his hands pointing with a cigar and just, well, being the stereotypical Arnold hand. That’s right, Arnold is a stereotype unto himself; a one-man cliche. Stupid humor at its finest. And hey, let me tell you. We know a thing or two about stupid humor around here.  We watch videos of people singing with...

This one’s for the Trekkies. It’s also for the sophomoric-at-heart. The editor Ed Peduzzi slogged through all seven series of Star Trek: The Next Generation, cut up everything that could possible be a sexual innuendo, and lined up all the clips in this masterpiece of pun and suggestion. No crass language to be found here — unless you bring your own sick, sick mind to the table. Eat your heart out, Mike...