The True Secret to Happiness? Stupidity!
“It’s no secret that morons and idiots are the majority of the world’s population. They’re not suddenly going to get smarter or start acting reasonably. It’s YOU who will have to change.” So says the intelligently accented, reassuringly goateed spokesman for a revolutionary new way to get happy and stay happy: a lowered IQ in pill form!
Lower your IQ by 10, 30, or 50 IQ points in just one night! Make it so low that you’ll want to immediately run out and sing with goats. Now everything is hunky dory. Side effects may include racism and homophobia, but at least you won’t be alone.
A sly and nasty condemnation of, well, most people. Ouch. Whaddyagonnado.
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