You Know What? Russians ARE The Scariest White People!

Posted by Eddie on July 15, 2013 in Uncategorized

“You think dees bad neighborhood?”

Seriously, as potentially racially offensive as this may actually be, it’s still absolutely hilarious. But do you know why it’s absolutely hilarious? Because it’s true that’s why! I mean, think about the stereotypes of most white people — or at least the stereotypes most commonly perpetuated by other races — almost all of them label the vast majority of white people as super fairies, don’t they?

Now, obviously this isn’t true in a blanket statement sort of way, but out of every “kind” of white people, Russians are by FAR the most badass. In fact, they may be the last bastion of white people badassness we still have left.

So, next time you’re about to get mugged on some city street, feel free to go ahead and take Dan Soder’s wise, wise advice and just pretend that your Russian. Easy as pie!

In Soviet Russia… muggers mugged by YOU!