I’m about to watch ‘Funny or Die’ on HBO. Wow. Now I’m nervous… I hope I laugh… — @PunkRockie

Based on current events, key issues this Nov. will be mine safety and volcanoes. The time has never been better for a mole man candidate. — @Moltz

Whenever I try to daydream, my mind is somewhere else. — @NikiWithIssues

That was creepy. I look to my left and see someone who looks exacty like me… then realized I was looking in a mirror. — @deefizzy

Chicago saw my husband dance. It’s like looking directly at the sun. A really awkward sun. — @damselesque