That is one nice fanny pack you have there, dude. I love the way it accentuates the way you are never ever going to have sex again. — @StillDrew

It’s interesting how hard one sometimes needs to work not to rationally understand a poem in order to grok it. – @moritherapy

It was an absolutely gorgeous day today. I know this because I checked a few of the local outdoor web cams. — @BillMc7

Are children small, or just far away? — @AlexAllTimeLow