Okay, so this will be the last Jimmy Kimmel post for a while, I promise. You just can’t deny, though, that the bits this dude has on his show are easily some of the best in late night today. Not only are they super creative, but – most importantly – they’re super frigging hilarious as well. In this particular clip, we see Jimmy putting a young girl through a lie detector test. It starts out with Guillermo the “truth fairy” hooking her up to the actual lie detector test and then Jimmy asking her questions ranging from whether her truth helmet is comfortable to whether or not she loves her secret arch-nemesis – who’s a boy – named Riley. Considering the actual truth comes out that she actually loves Riley, well, it’s a nice play on that magical time when we were younger in which the opposite sex was our sworn enemy despite the exact opposite actually being true. He also asks her who let the dogs out and she says that she, in fact, does know who let them out, proceeding to sing the song and then profess her crush on a young boy in her class named Griffin. I feel like a weirdo typing out all of this, but it’s all ridiculously funny, especially with Guillermo in the background dressed up as a pink tooth fairy. Do late night TV skits get any better? I submit that they do not! Until next...

Staying on the topic of Jimmy Kimmel – and introducing by far my favorite bit of his whole entire show – we present to you an amazing, “Lie Witness News Segment”. Now, for those of you not in the know, Mr. Kimmel simply sends one of his people out onto the streets of L.A. to ask people questions about blatant lies. It’s mainly to see just how much bull people will spew so as not to look clueless on camera. Now, regardless of the lies – which usually consist of asking opinions on sporting events that are no longer possible since one team already won – it’s usually pretty hilarious. However, this particular “Lie Witness News” consists of the show actually interviewing young female Justin Bieber fans. And as you might expect, it’s absolutely, positively frigging hilarious. Seriously, if you still haven’t watched it yet – go and watch, and laugh heartily – and then come back. It’s okay, I’ll wait… And remember boys and girls, having a new Bentley with tires made out of the skin of baby seals is okay, because everyone makes mistakes like that all the time. Also, if your name is Justin Bieber then you can do whatever you want. You also don’t need to know how to read and are simply being a teenager when you pee on the American flag. Priceless… simply...

It seems that almost everything Irish is immediately likened to having to do with alcohol or drunkenness. And while most of the time this isn’t very fair, the rest of the time it’s usually true. Now, despite being fiercely proud to be Irish myself, I simply cannot tell a lie. Or actually, I lie a rather lot, but that’s neither here nor there. The important thing here is that the video above consists of a lovely young female newsreader speaking – what I imagine to be some kind of news – entirely in Irish. Go ahead and take a gander at the video and I dare you not to laugh. There’s just something about the language and the way it sounds that is inherently hilarious. What exactly is so funny I cannot seem to pinpoint, however, it is far, far funnier if you imagine the young lady in the video above is absolutely shitfaced. So now go ahead and watch the video again while pretending this is the case. It’s okay, I’ll wait. Much funnier, wasn’t it? Oh the Internet… where absolutely useless, pointless yet still highly entertaining activities such as this can take...

Let’s get something straight out of the way first and foremost: Jimmy Kimmel is absolutely, positively hilarious and is by far the best late night TV talk show host currently on today. In addition, he has some of the best bits out of any late night TV talk show host ever. And one of those bits – which happen to be one of my personal favorites outside of the ones where they ask people outright, blatant lies (usually about sports) and watch them ramble on and on about said lie just so they can hear themselves talk and seem like they know what they’re talking about – is the celebrity reading mean tweets bit. And just as it sounds, it’s high, high comedy. As anyone who’s ever been on Twitter for even but a few moments can attest, there are a lot of sick, demented and downright mean people constantly tweeting things on the social network. Some of these people are just mean for the sake of being mean in order to make themselves feel better about their own horrible lives, but some tweeters actually make their mean tweeting an art form, as we can see by the vast majority of these “mean” tweets in the video above – read by the likes of Danny McBride, Larry King, Katy Perry and James Van Der Beek (amongst others). Just do yourself a favor and go and watch it, will you? You certainly won’t be sorry – and can then come back and thank me for it in the comments afterwards. So… you’re welcome in...

While this may very well be one of the shortest videos we’ve ever posted here at Golden Twist, it’s certainly one of the funniest. Perhaps because of the sister’s complete and utter cluelessness about what’s about to happen to her. And also, perhaps, because she so enthusiastically and innocently exclaims, “Hi!” while waving just before she’s pushed mercilessly into the pool she’s standing beside. Now, the fact that the guy who did this is clearly not the best brother in the universe, you’d be surprised at just HOW much hate he’s gotten since releasing the video. Obviously he’s not going to be winning any “Brother of the Year” awards or anything, but clearly the people who’ve gone a bit over the top in their self-professed hatred of the brother here are either only children or don’t really know the oftentimes love-hate dynamic that can commonly exist between brother and sister. And let’s just be honest with ourselves here – regardless of how awful of a brother this young man may or may not be in real life, this video – by all accounts and when it’s all said and done – is just plain hilarious. End of story. Game over. Hasta la vista, baby. PS: Feel free to press the number 4 on your keyboard in 1-second increments several times in a row. I guarantee you won’t be able to stop for approximately 2-3 minutes at the very least, so proceed with caution!...