Arguably the Strangest PSA Ever Created In the History of Creations

Now, while I’m sure the meaning behind why this public service announcement (PSA) was even issued was all well and caring, I can’t help but wonder what exactly the ad is trying to imply to people. I mean, isn’t it common knowledge that setting your hair on fire or poking a grizzly bear with a stick isn’t one of the best ideas you’ve ever come up with? Do we really need to be told that such things would ultimately provide us with a “dumb” death? Ah, using your private parts as piranha bait… now that’s one I’ve never thought of as that bad. Oh wait, that’s right – I’ve never even thought of it because it’s so asininely stupid! And hey, boys and girls – don’t try and teach yourself how to fly or eat a two week old refrigerated pie. Because you’ll not only die, but you’ll die dumb and everyone will (presumably) laugh at you… or something. Now, don’t get me wrong, I think the overall production – and certainly the animation/design is top-notch. But I just can’t help but wonder what exactly is going on here. Apparently, it’s not a parody or some kind of crazy Australian Saturday Night Live skit or anything. So what exactly is it for? Or what is it from? I suppose all we can do at this point is just say, “Hey, those crazy Aussies made this stuff,” and leave it at that. Because as we all know full well, them Aussies be crazy, mate!...

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Girl Gets Her Wisdom Teeth Out; Doesn’t Even Notice It

Laughing gas is a heck of a drug, boys and girls. And when you get your wisdom teeth out, enough of it can apparently transport you to another plane of existence – to the point where you won’t even notice that you got the frigging things taken out in the first place! In the video above, we see Julie being interviewed by (presumably) her boyfriend just after her wisdom teeth have been extracted. The video starts off with her informing the camera that she is, in fact, about to have her wisdom teeth taken out. He then explains to her that she’s actually already had them taken out, much to her hilarious surprise and disbelief. But she’s been here the whole time she says! She was awake the whole time! When she then proceeds to proclaim how she wants to go to Jamba Juice to learn how to make smoothies, it appears that she wasn’t just given laughing gas but also (likely) some kind of painkiller as well. I don’t know, but whatever this chick is on, I definitely want some, because she is LIFTED. And being lifted is always fun. Actually, hey, maybe I should go get my wisdom teeth out – there’s an idea. Free, oral surgeon supplied drugs here we...

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Mind Reader Reveals The Secret Behind His “Gift”

People like mind readers rely a lot on presentation. I would imagine that even if they got some things wrong, if they were mystical and mysterious enough, they could kind of spin their blunders into intentional mishaps. This video we’ve provided for you above consists of an “amazing” mind reader named Dave who’s invited many different people into his… tent thing…. in order to both have their mind read and appear on his upcoming new TV show. Things start off well enough, with Dave going on a tear and making all kinds of amazing statements – all of which appear to be true and amaze most of his visitors. Supplementing all of this with things like standing up, spinning around and pretending he’s shooting invisible lightning out of his fingertips at these people, it begins looking as if Dave could do no wrong… That is, until it’s revealed how he’s doing all of this… Social media, of course! And with a prophetic warning on a television screen at the end, it’s professed that your entire life is online, so protect it. Dammit, I was hoping for something a lot funnier not some kind of Aesop’s online fables! Well, at least Dave himself was fruit and out there enough to provide some form of entertainment. So there’s that, I...

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Jimmy Kimmel Puts Young Girl Through a Lie Detector Test… Results Are Positively Priceless

Okay, so this will be the last Jimmy Kimmel post for a while, I promise. You just can’t deny, though, that the bits this dude has on his show are easily some of the best in late night today. Not only are they super creative, but – most importantly – they’re super frigging hilarious as well. In this particular clip, we see Jimmy putting a young girl through a lie detector test. It starts out with Guillermo the “truth fairy” hooking her up to the actual lie detector test and then Jimmy asking her questions ranging from whether her truth helmet is comfortable to whether or not she loves her secret arch-nemesis – who’s a boy – named Riley. Considering the actual truth comes out that she actually loves Riley, well, it’s a nice play on that magical time when we were younger in which the opposite sex was our sworn enemy despite the exact opposite actually being true. He also asks her who let the dogs out and she says that she, in fact, does know who let them out, proceeding to sing the song and then profess her crush on a young boy in her class named Griffin. I feel like a weirdo typing out all of this, but it’s all ridiculously funny, especially with Guillermo in the background dressed up as a pink tooth fairy. Do late night TV skits get any better? I submit that they do not! Until next...

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Jimmy Kimmel’s Lie Witness News: The Justin Bieber Concert

Staying on the topic of Jimmy Kimmel – and introducing by far my favorite bit of his whole entire show – we present to you an amazing, “Lie Witness News Segment”. Now, for those of you not in the know, Mr. Kimmel simply sends one of his people out onto the streets of L.A. to ask people questions about blatant lies. It’s mainly to see just how much bull people will spew so as not to look clueless on camera. Now, regardless of the lies – which usually consist of asking opinions on sporting events that are no longer possible since one team already won – it’s usually pretty hilarious. However, this particular “Lie Witness News” consists of the show actually interviewing young female Justin Bieber fans. And as you might expect, it’s absolutely, positively frigging hilarious. Seriously, if you still haven’t watched it yet – go and watch, and laugh heartily – and then come back. It’s okay, I’ll wait… And remember boys and girls, having a new Bentley with tires made out of the skin of baby seals is okay, because everyone makes mistakes like that all the time. Also, if your name is Justin Bieber then you can do whatever you want. You also don’t need to know how to read and are simply being a teenager when you pee on the American flag. Priceless… simply...

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