Golden Tweet of the Day: @Just_Alison
Quit telling me how to live my life, one-way streets and stop signs. — @Just_Alison
read moreGolden tweet of the Day: @cravenheart
Sorry dude. My wife and I had a meeting and we’ve decided I don’t want to hang out with you any more. — @cravenheart
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @Miss_Cook
It’s adorable how this salesman thinks I’m interested in buying a sweeper when I’m just bored and unemployed. — @Miss_Cook
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @lukeinvan
My son just made this awesome sand castle with cannons and everything, but all the cat cares about is this kid sitting in his litter box. — @lukeinvan
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @succitaM
The best things in life are free..ied in butter and covered in cheese. — @succitaM
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @chrisblake
If I’m not careful, all these amazing weekends will add up to an amazing life. — @chrisblake
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @Trick_or_Tweet
I woke up to a horrid chainsaw this AM. I think that’s what it was; with vibrato it could’ve been Stephen Tyler. — @Trick_or_Tweet
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @Brain_Wash
I’d be happy to tell you where I’m going, but first you have to tell me where the hell I am. — @Brain_Wash
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @weselec
I miss when “your mom” jokes were just nasty, rather than the used up, twisted abstractions they’ve become. Same goes for your mom actually. — @weselec
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @indecisiviously
Camping in the wilderness. Which happens to be about 75 feet from my back door, or approximately as far as my wifi signal reaches. —@indecisiviously __–Camping in the wilderness. Which happens to be about 75 –feet from my back door, or approximately as far as my wifi signal...
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