Golden Tweet of the Day: @damselesque
Chicago saw my husband dance. It’s like looking directly at the sun. A really awkward sun. — @damselesque
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @ConanOBrien
5 days to the opening of my tour. I don’t want to over-hype this thing, but attendance will cure all known diseases. — @ConanOBrien
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @BeauBock
It troubles me that an entire generation of high schoolers is now unable to quote a single Seinfeld episode. — @BeauBock
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @DDDBU
Was reading a paperback book but couldn’t get the damn page to scroll down. —@DDDBU
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @AmyJane
I never bought Peeps before so I got the yellow ones because they seemed the most natural. It made sense at the time. —@AmyJane
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @StillDrew
That is one nice fanny pack you have there, dude. I love the way it accentuates the way you are never ever going to have sex again. — @StillDrew
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @moritherapy
It’s interesting how hard one sometimes needs to work not to rationally understand a poem in order to grok it. – @moritherapy
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @BillMc7
It was an absolutely gorgeous day today. I know this because I checked a few of the local outdoor web cams. — @BillMc7
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @AlexAllTimeLow
Are children small, or just far away? — @AlexAllTimeLow
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