Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time is Anything But Ordinary
“Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time” is an instructional cooking series that can only be described as Gallagher meets the Demon Barber of Fleet Street meets the Swedish Chef meets Hannibal Lecter meets The Joy of Cooking meets Martha Stewart meets Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern meets Klingon Rite of Ascension. This is the holiday episode from 2011, entitled “Carnivorous Christmas...
read moreThe Birth of the Grammar Nazi
Much ink has been spilled on the subject of grammar Nazis, but where did those useless, annoying pedants come from, anyway? This classic “Hitler’s Downfall” re-subtitling meme definitively answers that question. Addressing his top brass, a positively disgusted Hitler struggles to find the perfect phrase to describe them: “You guys are like some kind of grammar authorities, or some kind of grammar… strict police… Dammit! What’s the word I’m looking for? I’m thinking of like an authoritarian regime or something, with the streets filled with like uniformed soldiers that arrest people for the slightest...
read moreMichele Bachmann Campaign Video, Take 98
Bad Lip Reading is a video series that takes well known political figures, music videos, popular movies, and other footage of people in the public eye, and overdubs them with new words or lyrics. The effect is gut-bustingly hilarious randomness, if you’re into screwball humor. Our favorite here at Golden Twist is the Michele Bachmann video. Here Mrs. Bachmann sports her Jason-mask-like politi-smile and poetically describes everything but her political campaign. You can hear the exasperated faux director urging her to stay on-message, but it’s completely hopeless. “We’d been camping for two nights and six mornings in Oahu, downing Bacardi. And where I’m from, Mama gets a what-what, you know I...
read more“Grills” trailer (Girls parody)
The Kids’ Table Comedy brings us a clever parody of HBO’s “Girls.” Adam: You think my sausage is disgusting? Hannah: Of course I think it’s disgusting. I think it’s gross and weird and you use too much intestine. Golden Twist eagerly awaits all future sketches by The Kids’ Table.
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read moreTweet of the Day: @BrentSpiner
We need guns so that we can…uh…why do we need guns? Oh yeah, so we can shoot. – @BrentSpiner Mr. Spiner offers some funny commentary about the right to bear arms.
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @Bot_Dave
A toast Gentlemen, To girlfriends and wives. May they never meet. –@Bot_Dave We agree with Dave here. Best for some to not know who the other is hooking up with if it can be avoided. Bot Dave is a rather amusing Twitter user. We suggest following him.
read moreA Golden Twist Sweepstakes Testimonial
A few days ago, Golden Twist was pleased to crown Stephanie Beck as the winner of the Golden Twist $5,000 Sweepstakes. Stephanie was sent $5,000 in one lump sum, and we trust that she will spend the cash on something fun. Check out Stephanie’s testimonial below: When a friend told me about the giveaway I went to the site and lost about an hour reading tweets and checking out some of the links in them. My husband thought I was crazy sitting there laughing for no obvious good reason. I loved the idea of having a sponsored tweet but I couldn’t think of anything interesting to tweet about. So I raided the school supply of 3×5 cards and mailed it in. One word can not describe how surprised I was when I received the email that said I won. First I checked it for a virus then opened it hoping it wasn’t another International Lottery win (I’ve already won over 60 million+ including money from inheritance & helping displaced royalty). In my wildest dreams I never thought that the sweetest treat would come from a GoldenTwist for the tweet that went unTwittered. Thank you @WillPao for having the giveaway and for giving me something to tweet about. –Stephanie Beck Thanks for entering, Stephanie. Go buy yourself something nice now, ya hear. For those of you who entered and didn’t win, I have good news. Another sweepstakes may be on the horizon soon. So, don’t touch that dial. Subscribe to GoldenTwist.net by clicking here so that you can be notified of any important...
read moreGolden Twist Sweepstakes Update
GoldenTwist has selected a winner in its $5,000 Sweepstakes! The sweepstakes was conducted via random.org just a few hours ago. The winner has been notified, and with their consent, we will be posting a statement by her on this blog in a few days. We want to thank all the participants. We received exactly 601 entries–quite a lot of envelopes to sort through. Thanks again for your support, and we hope that you continue to enjoy perusing Golden Twist.
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