The Real Story Behind Ted From How I Met Your Mother’s Kids

There are a lot of differing opinions on the show How I Met Your Mother. Some people think it’s hilarious, while others would rather pry their eyes out with heated daggers than watch another episode of the show. Since the premise resides around the main character, Ted, ultimately telling his kid’s the convoluted story of how he met their mother, well… the above video seems to hit all the right marks and is pretty darn funny. It really has been almost eight years now and Ted has still yet to tell his kids how he’s actually met their mother or who their mother even is. Instead, they get these inane little self-contained tales that are mostly about Barney and never get to the root of the matter whatsoever… it’s like if Definitely Maybe had gone on for one thousand years too long (and let’s face it, that movie went on for several hours too long as it...

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How Much Is One Billion Dollars… Truly?

One billion dollars… That’s a lot of money. That’s a lot of skrilla, son! But how much is it, truly? Like, do you even really know? Now, while this video might not be as funny on its own as some of the other videos we post, it’s educational. And you need to put a high priority on just how educational something can be. Especially in this case… you know why? Because this video can help teach you to appreciate the stuff that you’ve got, you heard me? YOU HEARD ME? Seriously, though, out of everything else, what this video really reaches me — or at least shows me — is just how much I need to be making one hundred g’s a year. You ain’t a straight boss until you’re making one hundred g’s a years — this is like… a scientific...

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Presenting Thug Notes… It’s Like Spark Notes… But For Gangsters!

There’s just some things that the world needs, even if we didn’t even really know that the world even needed it. And one of those things, most definitely, is Thug Notes. It’s essentially Spark Notes, but presented — via video, so you don’t have to read absolutely ANYTHING — and with an original gangster styled twist. It’s really not something that can be explained very well and instead must be more experienced than anything else. But I can tell you, that it’s definitely going to be something that you’ll, A.) become instantly addicted to and, B.) instantly want more of right after the fact. I mean, there’s not only a recap of the story, but also a complete analysis, gangster style. It’s just amazing. Simply amazing. Kinda like turducken, the first time you have it. It’s like, how have I lived my life up until now without this marvelous invention? It’s just that good. And it’s just that hilarious. And I’m just going to stop typing right here and right now, okay?...

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Doesn’t Take Much to Expose a Liar

Oh boy oh boy do I wish my local news was as unfiltered and straight badass as this. As you have clearly seen from the video above, this local news “reporter” has chosen to interview a self-proposed clairvoyant (see also: a psychic) and out him as a liar by smacking him in the face and then asking him, “Didn’t see that coming, did ya?!” Seriously, I don’t care who you are, where you’re from or what language you speak – that right there is high, high comedy. If only because the guy getting smacked is/was almost certainly a scam/con artist of some sort or kind. And as we all know full-well, when the dastardly get their comeuppance in such a way, it’s almost always absolutely frigging hilarious. Now, if only I could convince news reporters here in the States to start doing their reporting like this… I’d certainly watch a lot more of my local news channel. Seriously, wouldn’t...

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Okay Bud, Why Don’t You Calm Down and Stop Talking for a While?

I don’t know many chess players, but from what I do know about them, I at least know enough that if I were ever to interview one, I’d definitely only ask yes or no questions. Unfortunately, this poor lady doing the interview above asked an open-ended question and was forced to listen to the young lad spout off for nearly two minutes – in great, super-specific chess lingo – details about the game that we literally cannot understand, fathom or have any idea what in the world he’s even talking about. The moral of this story kids, of course, is to always be careful about asking open ended questions to people you don’t really want to talk to. Either that, or people who you aren’t really interested in anything that they have to say. Some may call this mean but hey – do you think they want to watch you roll your eyes and check your watch 18 times while they’re trying to talk to you, do you? You… big meanie…...

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