Golden Tweet of the Day: @jasonmustian
Not to get too political, but those “Life Begins at Forty” bumper stickers might be taking the whole pro-choice thing a bit far. — @jasonmustian
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I went for the handshake, he went for the double cheek kiss and the whole greeting ended up more awkward than a 13yr old’s mustache. — @behindyourback
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @shariv67
When I heard yelling & helicopters, I rushed to bury all the weapons, drugs & sex slaves. Turns out it’s just a marathon. Is my face red. — @shariv67
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @gunthergreen
Gunther Green: Fashionable fashionista fashioning old-fashioned fashions that are always in fashion. — @gunthergreen
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @luckyshirt
I think most of my experiences are the result of someone trying to kill Bob Saget with a voodoo doll that looks too much like me. — @luckyshirt
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @Tweetin4Palin
Also sometimes I look at roses and think why so foldy? I don’t trust ’em. — @Tweetin4Palin
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @UPTIGHTer
My tweets are my property. To steal them means you are violating the Unintellectual Property Law. — @UPTIGHTer
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @goldengateblond
I think it’s “starve a cold, feed a fever” but I have both so I’m eating this ice cream because, you know, health. — @goldengateblond
read moreGolden Tweet of the Day: @avi1111
According to TV ads, you’re depression-free when you feel like bringing your husband a fruit platter. — @avi1111
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