One Does Not Simply Watch This Only Once
Just as the top Youtube comment (with over 200 upvotes) states, one does not simply watch the above video only once. It’s just too good — it practically transcends species in terms of comedy for goodness sake! IT’s also become quite apparent to me that this video… well, it simply cannot be done justice in mere words. Just as one does not simply watch it only once, one must simply watch it to understand the true essence of the video. And then after that, well, you’ll be too busy laughing your butt off to really care about discussing said video media analysis style or anything. So, well…...
read moreYou Know What? Russians ARE The Scariest White People!
“You think dees bad neighborhood?” Seriously, as potentially racially offensive as this may actually be, it’s still absolutely hilarious. But do you know why it’s absolutely hilarious? Because it’s true that’s why! I mean, think about the stereotypes of most white people — or at least the stereotypes most commonly perpetuated by other races — almost all of them label the vast majority of white people as super fairies, don’t they? Now, obviously this isn’t true in a blanket statement sort of way, but out of every “kind” of white people, Russians are by FAR the most badass. In fact, they may be the last bastion of white people badassness we still have left. So, next time you’re about to get mugged on some city street, feel free to go ahead and take Dan Soder’s wise, wise advice and just pretend that your Russian. Easy as pie! In Soviet Russia… muggers mugged by...
read moreEveryone Poops, As Read By Morgan Freeman… Kind Of…
It was the best of times… it was the worst of times… or, wait — that’s the wrong Morgan Freeman voiceover. Anyway, as you can see from the video above, it’s not “technically” Morgan Freeman reading Everyone Poops, but it’s damn near the next best thing. This kid does a remarkable Morgan Freeman impression and, apparently, has already gone viral several months ago (via Reddit of course, where else?) from just such an impression. It’s just that in that one, he wasn’t reading everybody poops but instead was just doing a generic Morgan Freeman impression. Seriously, though, what do you think it says about our society as a whole here in 2013 that such a video — no matter how funny and entertaining it may be when it’s all said and done — can become so popular and be so widely viewed and revered? Do you think if we showed this video to some people back in, say… 1957 they’d think we were a bunch of Looney Tune weirdos in 2013? Probably… I mean, it’s pretty much true when you think about it. We are all a bunch of Looney Tune weirdos… albeit awesome Looney Tune weirdos, but still Looney Tune weirdos nonetheless. Okay, I’ll stop now....
read moreGoshdarnit Frank, Too Soon!
We all have those friends without a filter. Those stupid, stupid, friends that usually cause us to get into fistfights with random strangers at completely random times of day or night. Apparently, Frank Taaffe is just one of those kinds of people. Now, I’m not necessarily saying that what this scumbag said was funny in any way, shape, or form – but what was funny is everyone’s exasperated reaction to what he said. It’s almost as if they knew he’d say it and weren’t too surprised that he did say it, but were still disgusted because it was just a classic case of Frank being Frank. “Goshdarnit Frank, TOO SOON!” As for Frank, well… maybe we should just tie him up, shoot him and throw him off a boat into the deep ocean, yes? Who’s with me?! Wait, what? Oh… I’m doing that not filtering what I type thing again, aren’t I? Ah… sorry guys. My...
read moreMost Epic Way to Quit a Job EVAR
Joey worked at the Renaissance Providence Hotel for 3-1/2 years. Joey didn’t like the way he was treated. Rumor has it the management at this location was stealing tips from some of staff, but don’t quote us on that, because rumors are bad. Joey decided the best way to quit would be to bring in a marching band. Turns out the band is very good indeed. The manager definitely comes off as kind of an insufferable ass in this video, but again don’t hold us to it; he may have just been having a bad day. Yeah, right. Enjoy some sweet revenge. No one gets hurt and everyone has a ball! A win all around. What’s your favorite job quitting method you have ever heard of? Have you ever quit with just a text message? That method would be up Dasdak’s...
read moreArnold Schwarzenegger Driving
Everything is funny in an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent. It’s not just the Austrian; it’s that perma-steroided Arnold Schwarzenegger accent that turns every lame joke into a genuinely funny joke. This video is just a POV short of Arnold driving around in Canada, apparently, commenting on everything he sees, singing along horribly to “Sweet Caroline” on the car stereo, likening a parking garage as an alien invasion movie set, and other random drivel. You can see his hands pointing with a cigar and just, well, being the stereotypical Arnold hand. That’s right, Arnold is a stereotype unto himself; a one-man cliche. Stupid humor at its finest. And hey, let me tell you. We know a thing or two about stupid humor around here. We watch videos of people singing with...
read moreMore Goofy Innuendo Than All the Austin Powers Movies Combined
This one’s for the Trekkies. It’s also for the sophomoric-at-heart. The editor Ed Peduzzi slogged through all seven series of Star Trek: The Next Generation, cut up everything that could possible be a sexual innuendo, and lined up all the clips in this masterpiece of pun and suggestion. No crass language to be found here — unless you bring your own sick, sick mind to the table. Eat your heart out, Mike...
read moreSnoop Dogg + Epic Rap Battles of History = Win
Epic Rap Battles of History pits historical figures (some real, some fictional) against each other in the classic hip hop battle format. The series started as a labor of love by a couple of musician-comedians, but it has since grown up and blown up so big, even Snoop Dogg wanted in on the action. Snoop here plays Moses battling Santa Claus. It is awesome. Moses Dogg: “Hand me my chisel, I got a new commandizzle for y’all. Thou shalt not let children sit on a grown man’s lap at the...
read moreTracy McGrady Wants You to Order a Fork From Your Phone
No, this isn’t an April Fool’s Joke. Back in 2011, Tracy McGrady invested $150,000 into a tech company that thinks the future is ordering a fork from your phone. Yes, Dasdak, “a social commerce platform” company based in Washington D.C., wants a future where we’ve all become so lazy and impatient that we can’t just ask a waiter for another drink. No, we have to order another drink with our phone before we even finish the one we’re slurping. Why, Dasdak, why? This commercial is bizarre on many levels. And it’s question-begging. First of all, why the hell is someone happily ordering a $5 hotdog? Why is the dude who orders his car from his phone dressed like a stereotypical douchebag? Is it because the founders of this company knew that they would be catering directly to the douchebag market? (Yes.) I hope and pray that the “utopia” presented in this web commercial never becomes reality. We already have enough prima donnas among us. But hey, if Dasdak (Douchedak?) gets its way, and everyone who drops a utensil in a restaurant immediately orders a new one with his phone, maybe the waitstaff will eventually get so tired of having to stop what they’re doing every two minutes to bring people new forks and knives that they’ll react by running out and stabbing the patrons with forks and knives. And then we’ll all collectively realize what a horrible, horrible mistake using an app like this...
read moreAn Incredible Vocal Range, Plus Goats!
This incredibly, well, sincere, um singer, once demonstrated in a YouTube video his ability to, uh, sing? his way through “ten” octaves. We don’t mean to ridicule this man. We’re actually rather enamored of his calm self-assuredness as in reality he only sings through, oh, a whole tone or two, not ten octaves. Word apparently got around to him that people were less-than-impressed with his vocalic skilz, so he took the video down. Luckily there’s a with-goats version. Check it out for a few chuckles — or winces, depending on how it hits...
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